Welcome to Stoke

[Intro]
Hey sugar, I know you're feeling down
Your boyfriend just left you for a man
Damn, that's unluggy
But, settle in because
Your ears about to be hit with a bitta eargasm magic by
Mr Melee, straight outta Stoke, Fergusson Street, number thirty-six, come round baby, my parents are gone (Mmm)

[Verse]
Ah, shit, baby girl, you ever been to Stoke before?
No you haven't sugar, make sure you lock 'em doors
We can cruise, I'm the mayor of Stoke City
I got more bitches than Matt's got K's on the Civi
It's sunny, it's Sunday, we at the Turf
Stoke B's just lost, I swear Green meadow's cursed
Baby girl I can show you the sights
Takе you past the swings where I lost my first fight
I can takе you up the hills
Make you feel like you on a flight
Take you past Night'n'day
I can buy you what ya like
So what ya picking?
I ain't simple, but feel free to cop the butter chicken
Last but not least
Fuck Richmond!