All Time Favorite

You think I think too much of myself
And I think you've been seeing someone else
'Cause you've been working out and dressing up
And leaving too much lipstick on your cup

Well, darling who would figure that you'd get bigger
And take on the world alone
And leave me home every night
Well, if it's your desire throw me in the fire
This emperor has no clothes
And how it shows
Every time you go

I think I know everything is true
But you know you know everything too
You're out busy planning your escape
And I'm a super hero with no cape

I'm sulking in my chair when you get back
You're holding something secret in a sack
It's a gift you got just for me, I thought I'd die
My all time favorite peanut butter pie
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