Give Your Baby a Standing Ovation

ANNOUNCER: So right now, ladies and gentlemen, it is star time
And we would like to bring to you the stars of our show
All the way from the Windy City, the fabulous, the insurmountable
The incomparable, the mighty, mighty Dells!
Let's stand up and give them a great round of applause!
(Cheers and applause)

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen
You know we're mighty glad to be here today
And although we're the stars of our show, we know that there ain't all there is to it, because behind every great star as behind every great man, there is a woman
And I want to tell you out there that if you are a man, then you've got a woman
And I think you should take a little time out to salute that woman and give that woman a great big round of applause

There's a lot of plastic faces of every kind
And as you walk around the stage of life
Don't it kinda make you feel proud
You know no matter what the problems
There's one who understands
And you can rest assured, feel secure
She'll make you her only man

Give your baby a standing ovation
And she's sure to give a hand to you
Oh
Give your baby a standing ovation
And she's sure to give a hand to you

When you can't get no satisfaction
And your world is filled with gloom
She gives you strength and confidence
When she walks into the room
From the roar of a thousand voices
Comes a sound you learned to know
When she calls your name, you can't feel no pain
You got a smile and a standing o

Give your baby a standing ovation
And she's sure to give a hand to you
Oh
Give your baby a standing ovation
And she's sure to give a hand to you
Stand up and give a hand
Stand up and give a hand
Stand up and give your lady a standing
A standing ovation. Standing ovation

And no matter what the problems
There's one who understands
And you can rest assured, feel secure
She'll make you her only man

Give your baby, baby, baby a standing ovation
And she's sure to give a hand to you
I don't know about you
But I'm gonna give my baby a standing ovation
And she's sure to give a hand to you. Oh
Stand up and give your baby
Give your baby a standing ovation
And she's sure to give a hand to you
All you people out there tonight, stand up, you
Stand up, you and you and you and you and you, oh, oh
And she's sure to give a hand to you
You gotta show a little appreciation
You gotta give your baby a standing ovation
And she's sure to give a hand to you
Oh, stand up. Stand up