Now Rebooting

SiIvaGunner: Well, I see the "Futari Happiness" rip worked out pretty well.

SiIvaGunner: Very high quality, if I do say so myself.

SiIvaGunner: I think I should make one more "Snow halation" rip.

SiIvaGunner: With this new software I got from the Nigra store yesterday, this new "Snow halation" rip will be a huge hit.

SiIvaGunner: Let's throw in some Flintstones too, that oughta make it grand as hell!

SiIvaGunner: Alright, let’s rev this baby up!

["Snow halation" begins and then crashes with a blue screen]
SiIvaGunner: Wait, what's happening?!

[Computer-like whirring plays while a "SilvaGunner is now rebooting..." loading bar fills up]

[Windows XP startup sound plays]
SiIvaGunner: Ugh, my head.Hey, what was I doing again?

SiIvaGunner: Ah yeah, I was going to make a high quality rip of "GO MY WAY!!" from THE iDOLM@STER.

SiIvaGunner: With this new software I got from the Howie shop yesterday, this new "GO MY WAY!!" rip will be a huge hit.

SiIvaGunner: Let's throw in some Simpsons too, that oughta make it D’OH as hell!

Meanwhile...

Chad Warden: [sigh] ...shit. What the fuck happened?

Chad Warden: Wait... why is my Caddy all wrong?

Chad Warden: Oh, SilvaGunner put up a new video.

["GO MY WAY!!" plays in the background.]
Chad Warden: What? Wait a second. These rips...

Chad Warden: What... why is the "Flintstones" and "Snow halation" gone? What happened?

Chad Warden: Something is going on and I need to get to the bottom of this.

???: Oh, but my dear Chad. Don't you realize?

???: This is all your fault.

Chad Warden: What the fuck?

???: Don't play dumb with me, Chad. You and I both know this is your doing.

Chad Warden: Excuse me, aight, but... who the fuck are you?

???: Names are not important, but if you must, you may call me...

???: THE VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD.

Chad Warden: More like The Gay Mexican-Ass In My Ass.

The Voice Inside Your Head: Ahahaha... your juvenile quips amuse me so.

The Voice Inside Your Head: But not as much as your fruitless efforts, trying to sway the fans.

Chad Warden: What?

The Voice Inside Your Head: Yes, Chad. You were the one who tried to stop the fans from dislike bombing.

The Voice Inside Your Head: That certainly worked out well, did it not?

Chad Warden: I-

The Voice Inside Your Head: No, of course it didn't. And why would you even do something like that?

The Voice Inside Your Head: It's not your right to tell people what they can and can't like.

The Voice Inside Your Head: That's what the dislike button is for, is it not? For people to express their opinion.

Chad Warden: I-

Chad Warden: ...I was just trying to do the right thing. AQAP, baby.

The Voice Inside Your Head: What's ’right’ about fighting natural evolution, my dear Chad? Don't you get it?

The Voice Inside Your Head: People get tired of things all the time. The only thing you did by trying to fight the uprising was make it worse.

The Voice Inside Your Head: You thrust our dear old SilvaGunner and his fans into civil war before I stepped in.

Chad Warden: What the fuck did you do?

The Voice Inside Your Head: I turned this discourse to my advantage of course.

The Voice Inside Your Head: I don’t think you understand how powerful the fans are. Sure pure chaos could alter entire worlds...

The Voice Inside Your Head: ...so, I concentrated their discourse as energy and integrated it into the new ripping software the nigra was selling.

The Voice Inside Your Head: Once Silva activated this modified software, it overloaded, causing time and space to reboot into an all new, alternate universe...

Chad Warden: That explains why everything's all different around here.

The Voice Inside Your Head: That's right, my dear Chad.

The Voice Inside Your Head: The Simpsons and Family Guy replacing the Flintstones. GO MY WAY!! replacing Snow halation.

The Voice Inside Your Head: A new world, with fresh new themes and no fighting. Bigger, better and more interesting, don't you think?

The Voice Inside Your Head: And it’s all thanks to you.

Chad Warden: Fuck you, nigga! That's just bullshit, that's BULLSHIT!

The Voice Inside Your Head: Hah! Such defiance. Though, I was not expecting you to retain the memories of our original universe.

The Voice Inside Your Head: I thought your memory would have been altered too... but apparently not,

The Voice Inside Your Head: ...and old Silva here is starting to glitch out.

The Voice Inside Your Head: He must be fixed, and I can't have you running around blabbing and disrupting the new age, can we?

Chad Warden: HAE! Nigga, I'll just remind SilvaGunner how ballin' his REAL rips are!

The Voice Inside Your Head: I think not. I have complete dominion over this universe... well, for the most part anyway.

The Voice Inside Your Head: You aren't a part of this universe, and while I can't get rid of you,

The Voice Inside Your Head: I can sure as hell keep you from reaching him. But that's not how I roll. I don't like fighting.

The Voice Inside Your Head: How about this... I can make you a deal to restore your original universe.

Chad Warden: A deal...?

The Voice Inside Your Head: Yes. I'll need some time... like a few days...

The Voice Inside Your Head: ...to think about a good way we can settle this.

The Voice Inside Your Head: But for now, why don't you revel in some of the fantastic new rips this new SilvaGunner has to offer?

Chad Warden: Shove it up your ass.

The Voice Inside Your Head: Oh how you amuse me Chad. But anyway, I must be leaving. So long!

[The Voice teleports away.]
Chad Warden: [sigh] ...shit.