A Few Things I Believe

Sour Apple flavored
anything is delicious,
Orange Juice tastes
better with pulp
and Cinnabon
is made by angels.
I like Arizona Iced Tea,
but 24 ounces of anything
for 99 cents is definitely poison.

I believe masculinity is a wet fish
that most men are just trying to hold onto
and smiling before a fight
is the quickest way to make
your opponent nervous.

I believe magic is easier
to digest than medicine,
a good song can turn
any room into a church
and Whitney Houston's voice
is all the proof I need
to know God exists.