Minimum Wage

[Verse 1]
Politically correct and mentally erect
I'm doing everything I can to conserve the best
But life ain't nothin' but a bowl of grits
And this United States proud crowd makes me sick
People tell me "Go make a name for yourself"
'Cause that's the only way you're gonna get outta this hell
I'm gonna try and try and try and do all that I can
But I'll never understand

[Chorus]
It's guaranteed, I'm making minimum wage
I can't survive this day and age
Home of the free, land of the brave
I can't survive this day and age
It's guaranteed, I'm making minimum wage

[Verse 2]
I'll take a work strike over a tax hike
Any day of the year
And I don't care about anything
As long as those striking ain't bottling beer
Give me a gun, let's go get the President
He wouldn't mind, he's protected by the aliens
I've got a green man in my backyard
This time, the government has gone too far

[Chorus]
It's guaranteed, I'm making minimum wage
I can't survive this day and age
Home of the free, land of the brave
I can't survive this day and age
It's guaranteed, I'm making minimum wage, minimum wage

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
It's guaranteed, I'm making minimum wage
I can't survive this day and age
Home of the free, land of the brave
I can't survive this day and age
It's guaranteed, I'm making minimum wage, minimum wage
Minimum wage, minimum wage