Human Evolution

More than a million years ago
Under the apple tree
Adam said to Eve
Honey will you marry me

She said I'm not ready Adam
To get so tied down
Why get married when we can
Just fool around
Ah fool around

The more things change
The more they stay the same
Human Evolution
Said the monkey to the man
Shoulda let me be
Human Evolution

Way out in the jungle
Tarzan said to Jane
Cheetah gettin' hungry
Banana on the brain
She said forget about the monkey boy
I need a microwave
I need some new clothes baby
I need a telephone
And if you don't remodel my bedroom
I'm goin' home
I'm goin' home

The more things change
The more they stay the same
Human Evolution (Evolution)
Said the monkey to the man
Shoulda let me be
Human Evolution (Evolution)

Cromagnon and Neanderthal
Victims of circumstance
Anthony and Cleopatra
Never had a chance
Call us homosapiens
And teach us how to dance
Mixin' up our human thoughts
With animal romance

The more things change
The more they stay the same
Human Evolution (Evolution)
Said the monkey to the man
Shoulda let me be
Human Evolution (Evolution)