[Verse 1]
In the middle of the night, walking down the road
I got stopped by females, they were begging for load
I said 'cause I don't have any of that stuff
But I can show you other things which I've got enough
[Chorus]
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind, if you don't mind
If you don't mind
[Verse 2]
So I took them home to my place
And I noticed in the mirror that certain grin on my face
“Loosen up, girls,” that's what I said
And when they took of their clothes they turned a little bit red
I couldn't believe my eyes
I couldn't believe my eyes, I started to moan
'Cause one of them birdies whipped out something to blow
[Chorus]
Said if you don't mind (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind, if you don't mind
If you don't mind
[Verse 3]
On the next very morning, waking up in a mess (Good morning)
And I wasn't even able to move my ass, you can guess
There's a note on the the table, lipstick red
“The females will strike again” that's just what it said
[Chorus]
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind, if you don't mind
If you don't mind
[Outro]
Oh, if you don't mind (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind if you don't mind
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
Oh, if you don't mind, (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
Oh, If you don't mind, (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
Oh, if you don't mind, mind (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind, (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind, woah, woah, woah (if you don't mind)
(if you don't mind) (if you don't mind) (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind, mind (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
Woah, if you don't mind (if you don't mind)
(if you don't mind) (if you don't mind) (if you don't mind)
Oh, if you don't mind, woah
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
Oh, if you don't mind (if you don't mind)
If you don't mind, if you don't mind
If you don't mind (if you don't mind)
(if you don't mind)
Oh, if you don't mind (if you don't mind)
Woah, if you don't mind (if you don't mind)
Oh, if you don't mind
Females was written by Paul Michiels.