Intro

FZ: Now for this part of our program...During this part of our program we are going to perform for you various chamber music pieces...and also some zany Mothers of Invention bullshit. We have the assistance of a famous pop star to help us tonight during our renowned ballet sequence...and later on in the program we're going to have our road manager Dick Barber come out and strangle a rubber chicken, make some funny noises for you...and as if that weren't enough we're going to do our version of the birth of Frankenstein live on stage including spark generator and smoke bombs and a convulsing monster which we construct out of Motorhead...and, uh let's see, what else've we got to do? That's about it