Jim Dandy

Jim Dandy done fell in love
Go Jim Dandy
Jim Dandy he rescued May
Fell in love with her the very same day
Got engaged that afternoon
Left that night on his honeymoon
Jim Dandy got married
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Jim Dandy gave May a kiss
Fought a lion with his two bare fists
Swam the ocean in a suit of steel
With a sign saying ’My love is real’
Jim Dandy got married
Love Jim Dandy
Jim Dandy don fell in love
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Jim Dandy was nicknamed Dan
Luckiest cat in all the land
Loved May so well it seemed
In a month she was plumb insane
Jim Dandy got married
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Jim Dandy was summoned to court
May was suein’ for none support
Judge hollered ’It will make you sob’
Loving May is a fulltime job
Jim Dandy got married
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