Bam Magera led a successful career as a professional skateboarder prior to suffering various mental health and substance abuse problems. The song encapsulates his deteriorating relationship with his former close friends and co-stars from MTV’s Jackass. He recounts his experiences in the early days o...
[Intro: Bam Margera]
You motherfuckers don’t understand I had to ruin my 20 million dollar Element career early and retire my jersey, fuck em all
[Chorus: Cult Shφtta]
I could never heart a bitch
But I’ll heart a gram
I feel like I’m him
I feel like I'm Bam
My hearts growing thin
Feel like the hollow man
I could never fuck with snakes
I feel like I'm Bam
[Verse 1: Cult Shφtta]
She told me go light when I beat up the box I ain’t no featherweight
I ain’t met Kanye but I met Charizard I could never fail
Ever since you left everything’s been strange just like Emily
I could never be boo’d up again, I ain’t no Ella Mai
She think I’m a jackass from the way that I'm gon' stunt on her
She like an eclipse it’s just the way I put a son in her
I would never run away but if she did you know I’d run with her
If she cut then ima cut with her
This shit feel just like Tumblr
I been serving this rock like I’m CKY, yeah yeah
Ima murder an opp like I’m TK Ay, yeah yeah
I got 4 blades on me like I’m DJI, yeah yeah
We can fill in the blanks just like we AI, yeah yeah
[Verse 2: Tanboymiguel]
I (don’t) love doing drugs
And I love fucking fans
I love your bitch in trues
(True religion fiend)
I just did a heelflip in front of your shawty, I feel just like Bam
I (don’t) like taking drugs until the morning (because) till I can’t feel nun (is not something I need to feel because I am happy to feel something)
I know you like my swagga
Sk8er boy gon’ make you cum
My young boy strapped with the drum
If I see opps I never run
I was stuck in the dirty trap, yeah (I was stuck in that dirty trap)
Play with my racks Ima get you back
[Chorus: Cult Shφtta]
I could never heart a bitch
But I’ll heart a gram
I feel like I’m him
I feel like I'm Bam
My hearts growing thin
Feel like the hollow man
I could never fuck with snakes
I feel like I'm Bam
[Verse 3: Bam Margera]
From Phoenix to Wolf
I had to rise from the ashes
I had to take a lesson from the darkness
Yeah watch me at the family fun center (Watch me now)
I’m on a slip n slide (I’m on a slip n slide)
And I’m naked as shit
And I’m sliding side to side
Ten motherfuckers with a dick ten feet wide, oh yeah
Whoopty woop, oh no
Yeah look what I can do
So drop the mittens in the ring
Double dare Knoxville, he’s gonna be there
So find out if he has the stuff
To find out when I’m gonna
Fuck you up
Then stand back and laugh
So step in the ring, pussy
[Outro: Bam Margera]
5 years later, I hit pause and he revved a motorcycle in my house at fucking 6am
So I ran out, opened up the door and stepped on all these fucking tacks
You ruined my fucking money makers and you ruined what I love
Pfff professionals? I’m the only one who is pro
Just because Wee Man can do a nose-slide on a fucking one foot curb does not mean he’s a pro, you do not get little kid points
And Steve-O? You know, yeah he skates but he can barely do a rail slide on a fucking flat bar
Meanwhile we have Cory Juneau, Nyjah Huston, Chris Joslin all these mother fuckers, breaking their ass
I talked to the Olympics, they all said "this is fucked."
But I love you Steve-O big time
But man, fuck 'em all, especially Tremaine, he’s a greedy fat fucking pussy who made us sign a contract that everybody can get hurt except him
Fuck 'em all
Feel like bam was written by Bam Margera.
Cult Shφtta released Feel like bam on Fri Jul 21 2023.