Freak of Nature

I can’t be found on a sunny day
I leave my moody blues with the moon and I run away

I’m Alice Cooper when school is out
Or Ferris Bueller smelling tulips just to make the worries fade

Hey

I’m up there flying with the birds of prey
Swimming with invertebrate
Quit my job and sold my house, it’s just another working day

Tell humanity I’ll see ya later
I’m not a nature freak, I’m just a Freak of Nature

Ayy
I never gotta worry bout currency
I got enough green for eternity
You never gonna see me go hungry
‘Cause I’m going nuts enough to feed a whole country

It’s a haymaking vacation
In social isolation, it’s amazing

I wouldn’t trade the world for the globe
It’s my humble abode and I’ll never let it go

It’s so bright
And there’s no price
Except for parasites
And mosquito bites

Hold your nose tight ‘cause my clothes might
Smell so nice from all the sweat and the horse flies

Me and the forest sprites formed an armistice between the
Tortoise and the hare by decree of the porcupines
Conquered the land of the dwarves overnight
And now Snow White’s jealous of my colony of clover mites

Slow it down for a bit
Tell me how the clock’s not moving, yet I’m covered in ticks

Or is it just that fuzzy feeling like I’m scratching the itch
Of escaping reality, or is reality this?

It’s a magical moment until I’m noticed by joggers
And moms walking their dogs thinking I’m some kind of stalker

Now the ranger’s calling the cops, like oh my God!
Can’t a creep with no friends just sleep at the park? Ugh!

Ayy
I never gotta worry bout currency
I got enough green for eternity
You never gonna see me go hungry
‘Cause I’m going nuts enough to feed a whole country

It’s a haymaking vacation
In social isolation, it’s amazing

I wouldn’t trade the world for the globe
It’s my humble abode and I’ll never let it go

I’m swinging like
George of the Jungle
Watch out for that freak

Uh huh

I’m swinging like
George of the Jungle
Watch out for that freak

Uh huh uh huh huh

I take the scenic route
You should take it too
Seeing nothing but trees
Call it paper view

It's in my veins a stream of evergreen data
But I'm not a nature freak
I'm just a freak of nature