The Nips Are Getting Bigger

[Verse 1]
Started out, just drinkin' beer
I didn't know how or why or what I was doin' there
Just a couple more
Made me feel a little better
Believe me when I tell you
It was nothin' to do with the letter

[Verse 2]
I ran right out of beer
I took a look into the larder
No bones, nothin', I'd better go and get somethin' harder
Back in a flash
I started on a dash of Jamaica rum
Me and Pat Malone
Drinking on our ow-ooh-ow-own

[Chorus]
Whoa-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Whoa-yeah, the nips are gettin' bigger
Whoa-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Yeah-eah, mmm they're gettin' bigger

[Verse 3]
Sometimes I wonder what all these chemicals
Are doin' to my brain
It doesn't worry me enough
To stop me from doin' it agai-ai-ain
Wipin' out brain cells by the millions
But I don't care
It doesn't worry me
Even though I ain't got a lot to spare-are

[Chorus]
Whoa-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Whoa-yeah, the nips are gettin' bigger
Whoa-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger
Yeah, they're gettin' bigger