Honky Tonk Bars

[Verse 1]
More than half my songs involve alcohol
They make these families I play around uncomfortable
Hey, I'm not the type for the after church crew
It's oughta makes it being judged from across a room
But at the right place, in the right time
These songs I sing will be just fine
And I'll keep on going 'til my being a star to believe

[Chorus]
I'm made for the crowds with skull rings in back of their g-string
Drinking on some really bad fake IDs
Screaming made up words to Dixieland
The ones you'll never see without a beer in their hand
The ones I pray don't make it to their cars
Lord knows, I was born and raised to play in these Honky Tonk bars

[Verse 2]
Nobody's gonna scream "Hell Yeah" at a restaurant
There's way too many things in this world that are frown upon
I think about a lot up here on this old barstool
I got us plenty of space in this place for a mechanical bull
I want every boot stompin', hell-raisin', overall wearin'
Redneck ragin' outlaw in this place to sing along

[Chorus]
I'm made for the crowds with skull rings in back of their g-string
Drinking on some really bad fake IDs
Screaming made up words to Dixieland
The ones you'll never see without a beer in their hand
The ones I pray don't make it to their cars
Lord knows, I was born and raised to play in these Honky Tonk bars

[Bridge]
I'm talking country couples breaking up in the bar
Five seconds to the pickup trucks
Secret policies, the girls drink for free if their clothes are tight enough
Once I walked in, I was stuck

[Chorus]
Playing to these crowds with skull rings in back of their g-string
Drinking on some really bad fake IDs
Screaming made up words to Dixieland
The ones you'll never see without a beer in their hand
The ones I pray don't make it to their cars
Lord knows, I was born and raised to play in these Honky Tonk bars
Hell, I was born and raised to play in these Honky Tonk bars