Slang 101

Now as you manoeuvre your way through the inner cities of the UK, this might come in handy. A little phrase book for the cultures you might encounter

Fam waguan!
Hello friend, how are you?

Whats the drilly cuz'?
Hey what are you up to?

I'm all about P's!
I'd like to make money

That was bare jokes!
That was very funny

See bare means very but can also mean lots of
As in, yeah I got bare gold on my watch bruv!

And positives and negatives understood
Sick, swag, piff and shabby are all good
And deep that's good but can mean sad
And whack, air, waste and peak are all bad

You wanna describe the day you may have had?
Well here are some believable features that you can add

I switched on him blud!
I went a bit mad

I sparked him in the grill then I bounced in the whip!
I hit him in the mouth, then I fled in my car

It was just a minor ting
It wasn't very hard

I linked one gash
I met a young lass

I whopped that nice!
We had sex alright!

Trust, I bust a nut and I'm audi
I ejaculated loudly and walked off proudly

Huuuh so many charming phrases
That you might miss if they aren't translated
From the opaque to the blatant
Now lets try and analyse the following statement

Here we go, now this is a bit more convoluted but bare with me

Move to me blud and ya click get a shank
WHAT THE RAASCLUT!!!
This is big tings fam
Inna bashment choong ting and a gat
Duckin' five-0
Burning punk like BRAP!

Right *clear throat* okay here we go

If we ever came to blows then I may have a knife
WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!!!
This is how I live my life
In a soiree with a lady and a gun
Avoiding the police
Smoking drugs having fun

That's slang 1-0-1