Elf

[Intro: Lil Richie]
Yo, yo, yo, yo yo, ha!
Lil Richie, bitch, ay!
January 3rd
Yo, timestamp that shit
Ha! Yo, yo, okay, yo

[Chorus: Lil Richie]
Yo dick be short like an elf, uh-huh
My dick can reach the top shelf, uh-huh
I don’t give a fuck who I’m with, uh-huh
As long as someone’s taking off my belt, uh-huh
Yo dick be short like an elf, uh-huh
My dick can reach the top shelf, uh-huh
I don’t give a fuck who I’m fuckin, uh-huh
Whether it’s yo sister or yo milf, uh-huh

[Verse 1: Lil Richie]
I got a hormone monster cause my bitch, she got that big mouth
Yo bitch smell like fish cause she lookin like a big trout
Bitch, call me Chris Brown, bitch, look at me now
All yo bitches fuckin with Lil Richie now
“Let me suck your dick! Richie, let me suck your dick!”
If you cannot fuck with the clique, get off me bitch, you make me sick
You sexy little simpleton, I’ll slither you like Slytherin
I’ll make her say my name if she got a speech impediment
“Wichie, Wichie,” “Yeah, yeah, baby?”
“Put it in my mouth, babe, yo dick be lookin tasty”
Frosting on this girl’s face, lookin like a pastry
I know that she loves me, but all her friends hate me
I don’t even know her name, is it Amy or Jamie
Lee Curtis? Lorraine, oh maybe
Or maybe Jermaine, man my dick goin crazy
“Baby, I’m shitting!” “Well that’s okay, B”
Hey mister, I might have a threesome with your sisters
If you want her back then you better come and get her
But she won’t be the same when you get her
When you get her
Hey mista, Imma eat them out like they a pizza
They so good, I’ll never ask em for a refund
I can always come to them for a free fuck
For a free fuck

[Chorus: Lil Richie]
Yo dick be short like an elf, uh-huh
My dick can reach the top shelf, uh-huh
I don’t give a fuck who I’m with, uh-huh
As long as someone’s taking off my belt, uh-huh
Yo dick be short like an elf, uh-huh
My dick can reach the top shelf, uh-huh
I don’t give a fuck who I’m fuckin, uh-huh
Whether it’s yo sister or yo milf, uh-huh

[Outro: Lil Richie]
Yo, yo, yo ha!
Okay!
Water, ah!
Did this shit in one take, hah!
Fuck you, bitch
Ya
Pull up in a whip
I don't give a shit
Fuckin on yo bitch
Shittin on my dick, haha
Ya ya ya, ya ya
Ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya
Fucked that up, haha
Yo, Busta Rhymes the real OG, bro
Like bro, have you heard fuckin Look At Me Now?
Shit go hard, bro
Woo Hah is also pretty good
That's a pretty good song
Um...Everything Remain Raw is also a good song
Bro, listen to Busta Rhymes, bro
If you ain't listenin to Busta Rhymes, who the fuck you listening to?
Drake?
You're probably listening to Drake
This probably in some playlist and like Drake's gonna come right after it, ain't it?
Like, what the fuck?
Like, who the fuck listens to Drake?
White bitches?