Crust Rapper

[Intro: Radio Host, Feral the Earthworm]
Well thanks for tuning in to K.W Balls
We're here with self-proclaimed crust rapper Feral the Earthworm
He's been living in his cargo van for 2.8769 years now
Feral, how are you doin' today?
Well I'm doing fucking spectacular man
Alright, that's wonderful
Why don't you go ahead and tell everybody else about yourself

[Verse 1]
It's your boy, little Dumpster Fire, here to make a mockery
Entertaining your momma with philosophical quandary
She's on the jock and honestly talking about how hot it'd be
To eat me up and get the van rocking like it was lost at sea
Captain baskеt case, favorite bevеrage booty juice
Type to fuck around, make a major investment, and hugely lose
If I got groovy tunes, the ocean and some vegetables?
Y'all can gobble my balls I've shared thoughts with extra-terrestrials
We often just talk about Earth's problems and spectacles
Once they taught oneironautics I wandered without the stress of rules
"Listen human, all you see is a lucid dream
Just live in tune, be free, breathe, and let the music sing"
Wow, that's some transcendental advice
Gangsta rap plays loud as I snack on lentils and rice
When money ain't around? Simple has to suffice
I travel from town to town but get paid an abysmal price
So it's crusty, like a new genre of rap
Gutter Punk mixed with Gang Starr fuck it what's wrong with that?
Matter fact, you could picture me as Eazy-E on a freight train
Or M.O.P. rocking house party shows in the great plains
Sort of feel like Glenn Danzig meets O.D.B
When rapping in my van god damn I've done too many shows for free
Feral the Earthworm, student of the game
If you loved this music much as me you'd probably do the same
Because I'm

[Chorus]
Real
Real
Pa pa para para pa
Real

[Interlude]
Yeah? And you don't know anything about Lance Mountain
Or fuckin', Steve Caballero

[Verse 2]
My style is preposterous, wild as flying ostriches
I kick it with hippies who make astrological promises
Pack a punch plus play in puddles of Opossum piss
My consciousness is hip hop, punk rock, and Ayahuasca trips
Influenced more by Lance Mountain and Caballero
Than the bling era or countless who sing about their dinero
Blazing Arrow from Blackalicious meets Black Flag's Nervous Breakdown
In 77' rap and punk made the greatest sounds
That would later be played around the planet by the counter-cultures
Both of these unique movements created the most profound of sculptures
And the common denominator between both is ethos
The independent D.I.Y. shit by and for the peoples
Which is what the fuck I'm talking about fam there's actual magic in it
Booking shows from the van and traveling I'm trying to rap and give this
All I can, I'm living proof the crossover is major
First heard MF Doom playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

[Chorus]
Real
Real
Pa pa para para pa
Real