[INTRO: BEN BEAL AND BYJ.]
Bro I swear I haven't been over 1935 [?]
Bro how you gonna graduate?
I don't know my GPA's like a 1.4
That's nuts bro, you're fucking dumb as hell
We got this music shit though
Ayo what's Jack been up to though?
[VERSE 1: BEN BEAL]
I wake up tired as fuck and my class already happened
Two second Uber teacher said I wasn't passing
And there's nothing I can do so I'll just stay in bed relaxing
But my mama's fucking fuming cause my parents still tracking
Stamp student union for the Chick-Fil-A
Post another song everybody got some shit to say
Skip the interactions
All I care about is passing
And I probably won't give a motherfuck if I graduate
So homie pass the jay
Trynna smoke a jay with J but J's a bitch
He will never smoke a jay he's steady playing games
We're on the same page though
Same spot like the pay phone
Random numbers calling all the time help the bank fold
Ben's chilli bowl and some Cody Ko
Hit the drive through subsequently after smoking dope
We just at the rodeo
Hopefully we have some time to kill but shit we probably don't
[Chorus: BEN BEAL]
I don't know why I'm even here, I'm stuck, life in Maryland
Time has been moving way too slow
I'm fucked
What's a terrapin (I don't know)
[VERSE 2: BEN BEAL byJ.]
Walking to class hoping that life could be different
I'm not talking 'bout growing up getting married with children
I want my parents in a crib that takes an army to build and
All my siblings whipping sports cars
Fuck a damn report card
The beach breeze and the drugs you can't OD on
Miss the days when Mr. Pechet would call me Ophinon
Now we're doing magic and I'm also doing magic
I got 30 different camera people
My life cinematic
I could die at any moment
I promise it'd be okay
Imma counting off the study aid
Adderall to get the grades
Hitting old town to find a blond bitch to serenade
Hit it once never called again be on my merry way
If I let this bus hit me then I'll cop my free tuition
Watch this shi-
Oh fuck that shit just actually just hit him [SIRENS]
[Chorus: BEN BEAL]
I don't know why I'm even here, I'm stuck, life in Maryland
Time has been moving way too slow
I'm fucked
What's a terrapin
I don't know why I'm even here, I'm stuck, life in Maryland
Time has been moving way too slow
I'm fucked
What's a terrapin