Santa’s Little Helper

What’s got four legs and ticks
Who’s not good at his tricks

He won’t inspire you to put on a tie
Race dog, retired- I’m so glad he’s mine

He’s last in every race
He lets the sprinkler hit his face

In doggie heaven, he'll sniff all the butts he likes
But until then, my friend, he’ll just sniff mine

Santas Little helper
Santos L Halper

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