[Intro]
Five, four, three, two, one, action
[Verse 1]
Is it blasphemy to have a sense of humor?
I picture my own funeral sometimes when I get bored
I think about my family sharing one fucked up computer
I used for playing solitaire and sometimes watching porn
[Pre-Chorus]
I always assumed I only liked boys, but now I'm not sure
And the first time anyone touched me, they didn't ask me first
[Chorus]
Now I need more than a therapist
I think I need an exorcist
It feels like my head is spinning around
I'm up on the ceiling and I can't come down
I'm up on the ceiling
High up on the ceiling
[Verse 2]
I had a set of Bible story VHS tapes
My mother made me watch to balance out the other shows
And all the girls I knew from school were cool and dressing sexy
In their halter tops and clear lip gloss and Abercrombie clothes
[Pre-Chorus]
The human mind is a bullshit time machine
You can travel back in time but you can't change anything
[Chorus]
Now I need more than a therapist
I think I need an exorcist
It feels like my head is spinning around
I'm up on the ceiling and I can't come down
And I've gotta deal with my personal demons
It's not their fault they're up all night screaming
They didn't ask to be born and neither did I
[Post-Chorus]
And God I feel like throwing up
I'm getting old, but I'm not growing up
So bring me a ladder and help me out
I'm up on the ceiling and I can't come down
[Outro]
I'm up on the ceiling
High up on the ceiling
I'm up on the ceiling and I can't come down
Exorcist was written by Alden Witt & Candi Carpenter.
Exorcist was produced by Candi Carpenter & Peter Shurkin & Alden Witt.
Candi Carpenter released Exorcist on Fri Dec 09 2022.