DPA (As Seen On T.V.)

[Intro]
We rolled a spliff(?) in the back of the metropolis
But now the drum patterns get crunk

[Bobbito]
Microphone check, all city motherfuckers
New York, New York
Whoowee

[Vast Aire]
I tried to tell 'em, it's that Co Flow shit, one two, yo

[Hook: El-P & Vast Aire]
Drug pattern awareness
Yeah man, New York got it
You God damn right
Yeah man, Japan got it
Drug pattern awareness
Yeah man, the Bay got it
You God damn right
Yeah man, LA got it
You say drug pattern awareness
Chicago, Ohio, Boston, Philly
You God damn right
Australia, Cuba, Detroit, Minneapolis
Welcome to my drum kicks fresh for the remainder of the night

[Verse 1: El-P]
I'm feeling shallow as a baby pool with two holes in it
Sold second-hand branded by the most serious simile injury
This style is heart of darkness parallel-parked next
To awkward infamy, the holy mountainous ounces pounce
Skullduggery the blind merchant, picked by the distilled fluid monks
Of crushing disgust habits, to rust fabric, combined with a murky lurker
I touch sadness, badder than Rabin's deaths tragic
(And if you lose?)
How can I lose? I'm from the dog house of blues
Lemonhead (sour thoughts) that's cost crews to re-examine lost moves
Unplug me, everybody loves my dusty
I have an acquaintance named faith, she's deranged but very trusting
I have a friend named Len, PMX and hitting switches
Not quite afraid of death as I am, see he was raised with religion
Look at the dead head mechanism
Amongst the cobble stones God feels alone alongside my tag (E-L dash)
Burn yours for reasoning but not reaching me
And as a man I have to believe
That the damage I've inflicted on myself is a vehicle for teaching
Demented eagle with the black talons float
Balance, until I found your happy thought
And dropped out of the sky like Richie Valenz
Sounds simple, but death is complex and un-gentle
Like "Little Johnny From the Hospital" smoking dust in a hovercraft rental...
I think his lazy eye is still upset by that Biggie tragedy
The little guy might burn emotion and set a hot flame to the whole tapestry
(But when that happens)I'ma windmill on this bitch with superrappin'
The same pill that makes you big enough to fit snug up in the cabinet
You can't comprehend? Whatever man, you can't stand in the gravity
Kids get punched in the neck, because life started with atoms apple acting dastardly

[Scratches: Mr. Len]
D-D-D-D-DPA...D-DPA...D-D...DPA...D-D-DPA...

[Verse 2: El-P]
Brain rape trained by the burners of books
Call this Emerson, Lake and Palmer, Def Jux
Beautiful krylon stains frame the urbanite pain cave
Steady hold the cuttinist, mic percussive gluttonist
Organisms of your make, replicate by the 1600's
And inspire population control ordinances, on every coordinate of the mother
What wobbly conscience contested the acid breast-fed lepers CF?
Anonymity is a computer screen and a losing team fighting mc's
In their mother's living room naked
Producto plus Ghost, ghostprose unfrozen don't fake shit
From earth the dirty gas rock, back to the asphalt
American the past time (celebrity the jack-off)
I get my swerve on like a narcoleptic race car driver
On the autobahn in monsoon season
Lord of the fly shit design of Tesla and Einstein reason
Four fifty-six on the ground, time for treason
You on a see-saw with a heathen , who counts prime numbers while he's sleepin'
My I-don't-give-a-fucks multiply by a perpetual exponent
Professional stunt cock addicted to the melatonin tablets
And other various herbal placebos
So lets watch a snowy screen and hold our eyelids back with needles
(til we scream), Three times and blow the building to the shingles
You're jingleing baby, pick up the single, we're all dead, let's mingle
Pull up your little squirrel nut zipper and acquiesce to get with Hoppy
Who'll call an ugly baby breathtaking and ride away on a tsunami
'Till the lobbyists are dead from dirty dancing
And jagged little pilferers eat a hot pocket of cocaine for the nightlife
I brought a tetherball full of nitroglycerine to the local knife fight
Thanks for listening to the glistening but mangled mind
That's blown like "A Wind in the Door" by Madeline L'Engle
Or Siamese twins trying to fit into a kayak but got strangled
I say a nation that murks deservers to cuddle up to its criminals
So we can cock our arms back and throw that hail Mary dusty digital revolt
Or rock that polo vest with forty one magnets
And see if it metastasize when cornered by the dragnet
Some think they are crafty as a fox but leave their artists pockets inanimate
But I don't hang with hypocrites so I just split on some man shit

[Scratches: Mr. Len]
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-PA...D-D-DPA...D...D...DPA...
D-D-DPA...DPA...D-D-D-DPA..D-D...D-D-D-D-P-D-P-A

[Hook: El-P & Vast Aire]
You savor drug pattern awareness
Yeah man, DC got it
You God damn right
San Diego got it
Drug pattern awareness
Yeah, Vermont got it
You God damn right
Yeah man, Canada got it
You savor drug pattern awareness
Virginia, New Zealand, Italy, England, Amsterdam, France
Utah, Ireland, Scotland, Miami, Connecticut
Denmark, yeah, they all got it
Drug pattern awareness
Man, New Jerse got it
You God damn right
You know Africa got it
Drug pattern awareness
St. Louis, Atlanta, Maine

Welcome to my drum kicks fresh for the remainder of the Day