A Drag Race Song

[Intro]
Here it is!
You know how it goes
I didn't invent the wheel
I just made it better
Hey Alaska, are you ready?

[Verse 1]
It's a well trodden path
You've been down it before-
A softly spoken intro
From a sex hotline whore
A build-up in tension
A beat to dance to
A tag line that'll later put on a t-shirt
All the way through

[Chorus]
It's a drag race
Paper bag face
It's in bad taste
It's a drag race song
All my yas-gays
On your sad days
Sing a catchphrase
It's a drag race song

Insert seductive nonsense here

[Verse 2]
I could sing about fashion
Show my Kibbles and Bits
I could belt like Mariah
But I'd rather play with my tits
Is this what you came for?
Pay to hear me lament
Oh it's cheaper than therapy but not by much I bet, no no

Cash, PayPal or Venmo my pussy, meow

[Chorus]
It's a drag race
Paper bag face
It's in bad taste
It's a drag race song
All my yas-gays
On your sad days
Sing a catchphrase
It's a drag race song

[Bridge]
Fierce, slay, walk
I'm in my heels
Fierce, slay, walk
I'm in my heels

Now here's the part where I sing about some other queens you may have heard of
Because I'm a team player

[Verse 3]
Ru is the mother
Her legs to the sky
Crystal's a stunt queen
And Gothy said "Bye"
Blu is real shady
Viv is serving the face
Scaredy is just a baby
And I get the distinct impression that Michelle Visage doesn't like me
Oh, why me?

[Chorus]
It's a drag race
Paper bag face
It's in bad taste
It's a drag race song
All my yas-gays
On your sad days
Sing a catchphrase
It's a drag race

[Outro]
Fierce, slay, walk
I'm in my heels
Fierce, slay, walk
I'm in my heels