Just to Have You Hum Along (The Futon Song)

[Verse 1]
The rumble of these tires along the highway
Reminds me of the way you'd hum along to all my songs
A little grin, a little groan, oh baby
If I could just turn back the clock and hear you hum along again
I'd give up all the tea I bought hoping you'd stop by
At least a case of Orange Spice now
Tea is something I don't like

[Chorus]
I like coffee
I like it dark
It's not for wimps
You're not a wimp
But you're a Buddhist
That's like voodoo
Tea tastes like doo-doo
But for you I'd buy tea
Just to have you
Just to have you
Just to have you
Hum along

[Verse 2]
The silence of this rain against my window
Reminds me of the way you hair did fall across your face
A littlе grin, a little sigh, I lost my heart
Now I'm riding in this car tonight and I'm wishing I could fly
And I'd give away this futon that I nеver understood
How I thought I'd ever like it
Futons are as hard as wood

[Chorus]
I miss my waterbed
It was an old one
It had a heater
I liked the motion
It let me sleep late
It kept my feet warm
I'll never be hip
I am a moron
I don't know Buddha
I don't like whole wheat
I don't like hard beds
I don't want cold feet
I love dark coffee
I may love Jesus
I need the caffeine
I don't miss you much
Please take these tea bags
For a compress
They'll ease the swelling
They'll ease the redness
You're gonna need them
You have a futon
It's like a flat rock
Are you a moron?
You could be here now
On this waterbed
You'd like the m-motion
You could be here instead
I'd turn this car around
I'd give it all I've got
I'd crawl through shards of glass
I'd be what I was not
Mmm, just to have you
Just to have you
Just to have you
Hum along

[Bass Solo]

[Outro]
And we're outta here
We are not morons
Take it home