Cranked In Andre is the debut single by Crankama featuring Burkin Gurkin and his brother and mod of Crankama’s live-chat saloonae which is a comedy diss track aimed at ThatBoyAndre with LGBT+ lyrics as a joke and Crankama himself said that he isn’t gay
[Intro: Crankama & Jordan Gilty]
Stage from Crank Town made this
Shut the fuck up, y'all niggas ain't know shit
All y'all motherfuckers talkin' about
"Chief Keef ain't no hitter, Chief Keef ain't this, Chief Keef a fake"
Shut the fuck up, y'all don't live with that nigga
Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet
Shootin' at the police and shit
Nigga been on probation since, fuckin', I don't know when
Motherfucker, stop fuckin' playin' him like that
Them niggas savages out there
If I catch another motherfucker talkin' sweet about Chief Keef
I'm fuckin' beatin' they ass
[Verse 1: Crankama]
Yeah, I'm fuckin' me on some booty hole (Yeah)
I just fucked me on some lil Andre's (Yeah)
I'm gonna suck on his shit every day
I don't give a fuck if he's gay (Ooh)
I'm gonna grip on his ass (Yeah)
I just run down his ass (Yeah)
I'm lickin' on his all of his balls
I just licked on his lil' tiny dick
Suckin' on his meat, yeah, I just licked on his dick (Yeah)
I don't give a fuck if I'm gay, I'm just grippin' on some shit every day
[Verse 2: Burkin Gurkin]
Burkin Gurkin verse
I don't care if your booty hurts
Andre is so fat, he couldn't even be birthed
Andre's wiener is all lengthed in zero-girth
What is his beat, all Andre think is feet
Suckin' Crank's meat, Andre's armpits really stink
Unlike me, Andre wants to drink Crankama's pee
Andre weighs as much like a sea
Andre is actin' like he ate some leaf
Actin' baby he needs some feet
Lil' ahh monkey hangin' from a tree
Andre's favorite drink is lean
Can't shoot hoops like Stephen Curry
[Verse 3: saloonae]
Three big balls, look like we playin' tennis
He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis
I jerk on that dick 'til that god-damn finishes
His dick big and green, it taste just like spinach
Dudes, dudes, I love when they send me all the nudes
Had to make him nut 'cause his balls were blue
He didn't have a clue
He slide in and out my ass like he's cleaning out gutters
Dick bigger than a stick of butter
Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfuckin' hallway
He like me and my friends 'cause we're all gay
We like dick
And I like his ass 'cause it's thick
He gon' fuck my butt till I shit
And dick is dry so I spit on the tip
Saw some posted on the wall like CVS
Dripped out he had some diamonds it was VVS
He said "Wassup", I said "Nothin' much, I'm here to pick up some rubbers"
He said "Rubbers?, is that for your brother?", "Nah they are not for my brother"
He said "Oh, who's that lucky lady?", that's when things got a lil' crazy
I said "It's not a lady, it's a thick dude named Grady"
He started backin' up and looked disgusted and then he started cussing
He said "I ain't never got a guy who be bussing", I said "Yeah, is that a problem?"
He said "Nah, it ain't a problem" so it's safe to say I'm that guy's hallow like condom, took him home and got him fuckin' ass instead of fuckin' it, took that dick in the ass instead of suckin' it
Cranked In Andre was written by Crankama & OhBabyILoveMoney & saloonae.
Cranked In Andre was produced by .
Crankama released Cranked In Andre on Sun Mar 09 2025.