Henry in the Centerfold

[Verse 1]
Imagine my surprise one day
When I saw my Henry on display
In the centerfold of a ladies' magazine

[Verse 2]
What I saw, couldn't believe
He was wearin' a smile and a big thick leaf
Lookin' as if the whole thing was routine

[Chorus]
(Oh, Henry) Now there's no livin' with my man
Ever since the day they ran his picture
In the centerfold of a ladies' magazine
No, there's no livin' with my man
Ever since the day they ran his picture
In the centerfold of a ladies' magazine

[Verse 3]
I never thought Henry was too bold
'Til he turned up in that centerfold
In livin' color for everyone to see (oh, yeah)

[Verse 4]
One glance at his big broad chest
Put my temper to the test
He should be for lonely me to see

[Chorus]
(Oh, Henry) Well there's no livin' with my man
Ever since the day they ran his picture
In the centerfold of a ladies' magazine
No, there's no livin' with my man
Ever since the day they ran his picture
In the centerfold of a ladies' magazine

[Verse 5]
Now everybody in the whole world knows
What Henry's like from head to toe
And I'll admit he's quite a sight to see

[Verse 6]
The phone is ringin' right off the hook
The girls all want a closer look
And I'm not sure if that's alright with me

[Chorus]
(Oh, Henry) Now there's no livin' with my man
Ever since the day they ran his picture
In the centerfold of a ladies' magazine
No, there's no livin' with my man
Ever since the day they ran his picture
In the centerfold of a ladies' magazine
Woah, there's no livin' with my man
Ever since the day they ran his picture
In the centerfold of a ladies' magazine