Tractor Anthem

[Verse 1]
Riding 'round in a green green tractor, speeding in it, oh-oh
On the tracks with my good ol' horsey, get the ready for the show

[Chorus]
And I've been down for a thousand nights
And then I looked at you
You looked me and I looked at you
But you still can't compare to my tractor, no

[Verse 2]
I've been sitting in my tractor, driving on the roads
Gotta feed the wife and kids and then I'm off to Joes

[Chorus]
And I've been down for a thousand nights
And then I looked at you
You looked me and I looked at you
But you still can't compare to my tractor, no

[Verse 3]
I've been sitting in my tractor, driving on the roads
I can only be here for a while, ol' girl, and then I gotta go

[Chorus]
And I've been down for a thousand nights
And then I looked at you
You looked me and I looked at you
But you still can't compare to my tractor, no

[Verse 4]
Got these modern teenagers calling me a cracker, oh
They call me old man or "Stupid Uncle Moe"

[Bridge]
But I'm more than that, but I'm more than that
But they still don't wanna hear
But I'm more than that, but I'm more than that
So let's get the horseys, dear

[Chorus]
And I've been down for a thousand nights
And then I looked at you
You looked me and I looked at you
But you still can't compare to my tractor, no
And I've been down for a thousand nights
And then I looked at you
You looked me and I looked at you
But you still can't compare to my tractor, no
And I've been down for a thousand nights
And then I looked at you
But you still can't compare to my tractor, no
And I've been down for a thousand nights
And then I looked at you
But you still can't compare to my tractor, no