Count This $$$ (Just...Dollarz)

[Hook: Samples]
"Money in the bank"
"Cash in abundance"
"Count this money, know what I'm sayin'?"

[Verse 1: Heath McNease]
Benjamin Franklin, Peter Danglage
If I want a date, then I'll ask
Anchorage
This ain't what you think it is
We gettin' paid, family
She want financial peace
She call me Dave Ramsey
Dominant hominid, I'm a common denominator
Summa Cum Laude, I'm a competent law invader
Automator got her caught with an alternator
Her body with a carburetor or leather with alligator
Catalytic converter, a pack of Now and Laters
In the trunk along with the mounted speakers of Pioneers
[?] the consummater
Gotta put a ring up on her finger so Beyonce won't annihilate her
My check got two commas
Seven fingers in your momma
So [?] wish you had two mommas
Swipin' on the Tinder [?] enough to give me carpal tunnel
But if she want money I'mma give her two dollars
That's ratchet, blue greenery
Why she want to turn her mouth into an eatery?
Teetering on the line of a diabetery
And I don't mean to be a dietitian I don't need to be
High fructose corn syrup make her daughter
Get defibrillator paddles out and warm her up
Clear
Doc tell me what you hear
No heartbeat yet, that's Obamacare
That's an outcome I don't want to hear
Got enough money to get your momma out of here
And I could go about a year
Drop a milli every day I'm Bone Crusher
I ain't never scared

[Hook: Samples]
"Money in the bank"
"Cash in abundance"
"Count this money, know what I'm sayin'?"

[Verse 2: Heir Jordan]
Warren Buffet, Donald Trump
Marc Cuban, Ivanka Trump
What's your problem?
Where you been player?
I make money talking money, call me Jim Cramer
Are you sick of diggin' for loose change?
Sick of nickin' a digit lookin' for nickels in the duvet?
Give me a benji and in two days
I can send you my curriculum on how to get a dude paid
Find a white man, stick him for the paper
Minimal labor, then you give it to the banker
If you get nicked for your criminal behavior
It's not my fault if you didn't get the waiver
Maybe you can slip a little scrip to the jailer
I can't get mixed up with a fish if it's a failure
I got a business selling get rich quick tips
I'm too legit to begin another caper
Keep your hands clean that's law 26
For the big wigs I don't think fraud's gonna stick
Uncle Pennybags with a monocle trick
That's one eye open while the cons in the lick
I got a lemonade stand where my boys are
My name ring bells at the Coinstar
Speak in code so stone cold rose gold
Sold C-3PO, but not the droid part
I make raps so I sell no product
Got a leather jacket with them elbow pockets
It's where I put all of my well-known profits
With hundred dollar bills up in the velcro wallet

[Hook: Samples]
"Money in the bank"
"Cash in abundance"
"Count this money, know what I'm sayin'?"