Jim Pembroke
Jim Pembroke
Jim Pembroke
Jim Pembroke
Jim Pembroke
Jim Pembroke
Jim Pembroke
Jim Pembroke
Jim Pembroke
Jim Pembroke
[Verse]
Paid up parties for proceedings
Shall partake in under a mo'
And present members may enjoy
Or thereabouts, as this be thus wished so
The overall maneuver shall in duration be
Approximately half an hour
Combined with assorted grades of varieties
Of varying degrees of tone and power
[Chorus 1]
Included in the recommended schedule
Shall be administered extremely rental gumption
In Corporal Punishments Definitive
Capital Farce Arts Mental Function
[Bridge]
The program shall include the investigation of initial impartial
Systems amalgamated with stuperbal alleviation
Of cerebral matter symptoms
Fast darft session for fitters declared
Forthwith compiled to be duly paired
With your gentle piping plumbers
Included shall be an attempt to make
The current world record in how to partake
In taking your cake and eating it
[Chorus 2]
In Corporal Punishments Definitive
Capital Farce Arts Mental Function...
Corporal Punishment was written by Jim Pembroke.
Corporal Punishment was produced by Måns Groundstroem & Ronnie Österberg.