Congratulations

[Intro: ReptileLegit]
T-Series! (Yeah!)
It's your big day! (Woo!)
Incredible job!
I know I blew up your farm
But I just wanna tell you

[Chorus: ReptileLegit]
A congratulations, it's a celebration
Mining all day, I know you've been cavin' (Here we go!)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
I am lost, please give me coords for your location

[Verse 1: ReptileLegit]
A congratulations to your corporation
Guess to beat one miner boy, you needed that Unbreaking
Yeah, you did it, very nice, and all it took
Was an extensive griefing campaign and bribing mods with some diamond boots
Now you're at number one, hope you did nothing wrong
Like paying people Diamonds to make your Note Block songs
Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Minecraft Wiki
Guess you can't even play those Note Blocks nicely, what a pity
I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing you would not admit
I'm certain that you have not been saying bad words like "Heck" and "Frick"
For Christian reasons, that's a joke
For Christian reasons, that's a joke
For serious, server admins, please do not ban me, that's a joke
India, I'm sorry 'bout the lava, you're best
I love all Minecraft biomes, from Witch Savanna to the Ice Plains
I'll journey through the world for you, I have my gold watch
'Bout to remove Herobrine so you can call me No—

[Chorus: ReptileLegit]
A congratulations, it's a celebration
Eating some steak to replenish saturation (Oh yeah!)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!)
You must press F3, so you can tell me your location

[Post-Chorus: ReptileLegit]
Congratulations
Congratulations (It's your big day!)
Congratulations
Congratulations (That's a nice base!)

[Verse 2: ReptileLegit]
I got a book in my chest, hmm, what is this?
T-Series saying "Stole your diamonds!"
Had a problem with me telling them they're bad at decoration
But, let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo)
T-Series can suck my blocks (Still not defamation)
Eat a poisonous potato (Still not defamation, yum)
Did you know that Indians mine Diamonds with stone Picks?
That's a blatant racist lie
Yeah, but still not defamation!
T-Series got Minecraft figured out, that's sick, son
How 'bout next you figure how to fix the minecart system? (Oof)
Maybe all those ores will fix your broken piston door
But looking at your redstone skills, guess you ain't fit for the job
But never mind the logic gates, we out here in the lobby
Just here to pop some potions with the 9-year-old doggy
Fire resistance, leaping, and some night vision
But we still out here gaming like we 'bout to raid a village

[Bridge: ReptileLegit]
So this is it, thanks for sticking with this server
Ever since I was a nobody, with zero Purpur
Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
It's the end of the reign of Felix Alex Steve Kjellberg
Through all our travels in this big world, you've been been killing sheep
There's no mob in this game I would rather feed my cooked meat
It's been a wild ride, so now that we've reached the end
Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world
Frick!

[Chorus: ReptileLegit]
A congratulations, it's a celebration
Potions all day, need me some regeneration (Potions all day!)
A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh)
Now write down the xyz values for your location

[Post-Chorus: ReptileLegit]
Congratulations
Congratulations (Don't open your chest!)
Congratulations (I trapped it!)
Congratulations (Sorry!)

[Outro: ReptileLegit]
Congratulations, T-Series! You did it!
Well done!
Hope those X-Ray hacks you've been using don't affect your bottom line