Weedness=Badness

[Intro: Gary The Cool Guy]
I will now take it over to my n-word, Bat, the net

[Verse 1: Gary The Cool Guy]
Weedness equals badness
How did I come to this conclusion of madness?
It's simple
Weed kills an estimated total of six quadrillion people every year
That's the entire population of Italy, oh dear
So then why is it so easy to obtain?
Because the police do not see the pain
Of all the people who die in vain
They think they are cool for smoking weed
When in reality they just die instantly
With no warning
So as a message from Gary myself, do not smoke weed
Or else I will make you drink wee
Wee wee wee wee wee pee pee pee pee pee pee weed smoke kills
Did I tell you about the time that God smoked weed? He got so sick that he accidentally farted and created Australia
What a useless stupid country
Nothing happens there except people with stupid hats like to sit on the beach and do absolutely nothing
It's ridiculous
The effects of weed are far reaching and fatal
So don't smoke or die from wee facial

[Skit: Gary The Cool Guy]
I will now take it over to my n-word, Bat

[Verse 2: BATTTS]
I am searching for something cool
What is cool that I am searching for I don't know
Maybe it is something about a cool thing like a school
A school that makes many different pies grow
A pie from a pie tree
They all come from trees just believe me
So I left my house to go searching for the cool thing
And I walked into this cool old mule that would sing
Then he said "Please go away"
And I said "NO!"
So in return he proceeded to make me pay
He made a bump from my head grow
And that made me very, very sad
But it also made me very glad
I had remembered what I was looking for
But at the same time my head was very sore
I was looking for a cure for weed overdose
So all the amounts of death in the world would close
I walked up to the alter in the church
And what walked up to me was a man who said "Ursch"
Which means absolutely nothing
But it ended the dumb thing
Of death caused by weed everywhere in the world
And justice to mourning families was then served