Sitcom

[Verse 1]
"Honey, I'm home"
How was work? I got dinner on the stove
"You call this dinner? This is why we all get thinner"
It's alphabet soup, so you can eat your words

[Pre-Chorus]
Whoa-oh, they're laughin' at me again
I heard God's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO
And he does a lot of racial jokes
Five stars from the critics
But when I tell my jokes, I get crickets
Go figure, I'm just another hack
With a sitcom laugh track playin' in the back, back

[Chorus]
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh (Sit calm)
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

[Verse 2]
Have you ever seen
A dysfunctional family sit so calmly
While they bask in the light of a TV screen?
And have you ever dreamed (Have you dreamed)
That you laughed until you cried
And then you cried until you screamed?

[Pre-Chorus]
Whoa-oh, they're laughin' at me again
I heard God's a standup comedian
He's got a special on HBO
And he does a lot of racial jokes
Five stars from the critics
But when I tell my jokes, I get crickets
Go figure, I'm just another hack
With a sitcom laugh track playin' in the back, back

[Chorus]
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh (Sit calm)
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

[Bridge]
Hey, Mama, turn the TV on
Put somethin' in the VCR
We're channel surfin' to the stars
Here we go, here we go, here we go, ayy
Hey, Mama, turn the TV on
Put somethin' in the VCR
We're channel surfin' to the stars
Here we go, here we—

[Chorus]
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh (Sit calm)
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh (Sit calm)
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh