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[Skit]
Friend 1: And I'm out of service
Friend 2: Yeah, not to mention my phone died an hour ago and you two knuckleheads got me in the middle of the woods chasing some stupid fucking fairytale
(Church of Xul)
Friend 1: Whatever
Friend 3: It's not really a fairytale man, people supposedly died out here
Friend 1: He's right you know, they say it's the place where they found all them bodies chopped up in that church
Friend 2: Oh, you're so sure
Friend 1: And get this, they never caught the killers
(Church of Xul)
Friend 2: So let me guess, they're still out here now right? (uh, maybe)
Friend 1: They could be
Friend 2: Ooh, we're gonna die, ooh
Friend 3: Haha, hahaha
Friend 1: Yo, shhh
(Church of Xul)
Friend 3: Y'all don't hear that music?
Friend 2: But really what's the worst that could happen (right) bunch of fat guys in masks are gonna chop us up
(Church of Xul)
Friend 3: I've got a bad feeling about this man, let's head back to the car
Friend 2: What a puss, found shit
Friend 1: We came all this way, now you wanna leave, if there's something to see let's see it
(Church of Xul)
Friend 3: Why would you even think to do that? This cannot be good
Friend 2: Let me knock on the door (do it) to prove to you two chickenshits. This is just some urban legend, fucking Alla-hoopty-zoo nonsense (nah homes, let's go)
Friend 1: Oh shit, he's doing it (hello)
Friend 3: What're you doing, come on let's go (hello). This is stupid. Shh, c-come on (anyone home)
*knocking*
Friend 2: I told you this shit was fake
Friend 1: Oh my god, what the fuck (holy shit it's real)
You aren't the first lost souls to enter these hallowed halls. As a matter of fact, you're not even our first guests tonight. But you're right on time, come, take a seat with the others. Tonights sermon is just about to begin and awaiting your arrival