[Intro]
Eu4yea
Whoo, whoo, whoo
[Chorus]
Cut it up, bag it up
Push it out, add it up
Cut it up, bag it up
Push it out, add it up
Cut it up, bag it up
Push it out... (You call her on these parts, huh? Have a seat over here for me)
[Verse 1]
I get bored, ride my board
You get gored, like a sword
In between, like a fjord
In the green, like a hoard
In the sheets, like the chord
In a dream, like the Lord
In the net, I just scored
Lock me up in the ward
Pick it up, Chevy Ford
Til I run the billboards
I cannot be ignored
Your boyfriend is a nerd, on a bird
With his shirt, red lights on the helmet
Yo alert, yo alert
Cha, cha, cha, cha goes the steel maraca
You're so weak, you can't eat hot fries
I ride my skateboard holding my pants up
The world is mine, Tony Montana
[Chorus]
Cut it up, bag it up
Push it out, add it up
Cut it up, bag it up
Push it out, add it up
Cut it up, bag it up
Push it out... (You're looking pretty quick there, Have a seat right over there)
[Verse 2]
Get a cup, pour it out
Get another cup, pour it out
Get a giant cup, fill it up, put it up, pour it out
Now crouch, on a coach
Now twerk, fall down, do a split, spin around
Chicken dance, chicken dance till you frown
Make a sound, now shut up, turn around
Now puff up
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Now puff up
Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
[Chorus]
Cut it up, bag it up
Push it out, add it up
Cut it up, bag it up
Push it out, add it up
Cut it up, bag it up
Push it out, add it up (I want you to come here. So, what are you selling a home for?)
Chris Hansen was produced by Eu4yea Productions.
DannyP released Chris Hansen on Sat Jan 26 2019.