Can’t Dance

(Verse 1)

Hey, hey
Excuse me
I don't mean to be rude, see
But couldn't help notice you standing there grooving
Tryna bust a move
How bout we hit that dance floor?

(Pre-chorus)

But first, I'll get a little somethin' somethin' on ice
Then I'm James Brown in my mind
And that liquid courage kicks in

(Chorus)

'Cause I can't dance worth shit
But I can do a little something like this
Two steps to the left, two steps to the right
Don't matter, long as I get to hold you tight all night
And babe, don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad
This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given
Ain't kidding, these hips are stiff
Yeah, I can't dance worth shit
Some things just can't be taught
But watch me give it everything I've got
Give it my best shot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All night

(Verse 2)

I see you smiling
You gotta give me props for trying
I feel it down deep
Bringing that heat
Dad moves on flick
Yeah, the flesh is willing but the feet are weak

(Pre-chorus)

So first, I'll get a little somethin' somethin' on ice
Then I'm JT in my mind
And that liquid courage kicks in

(Chorus)

'Cause I can't dance worth shit
But I can do a little something like this
Two steps to the left, two steps to the right
Don't matter, long as I get to hold you tight all night
And babe, don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad
This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given
Ain't kidding, these hips are stiff
Yeah, I can't dance worth shit

(Bridge)

Some things just can't be taught
But watch me give it everything I've got
Give it my best shot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
All night

(Pre-chorus)

But first, I'll get a little Patron on ice
Then I'm Bruno in my mind
When that liquid courage kicks in

(Chorus)

'Cause I can't dance worth shit
But I can do a little something like this
Two steps to the left, two steps to the right
Don't matter, long as I get to hold you tight all night
And babe, don't laugh when I spin you round and it looks bad
This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given
Ain't kidding, these hips are stiff
Yeah, I can't dance worth shit