Things Against Stuff

There's two kinds of fun
There's things and there's stuff and they just cannot get along
Which side are you on?

Who loves their stuff?
(L: Now we hate things)
(R: We represent things)
Our country has let stuff direct it
And there we chomp
Chomp at the bit

Who votes for things?
(L: We vote for things)
(R: We're married to stuff)
Say you love stuff?
(L: Oh, we're loving stuff)
(R: We prefer things)
We cannot win with the
Chopping this dicing that
Compartmenting you and therefore
The grouping of me
Sectionality

Killer tongues knife up the harmony
Categorically
Divide and conquer the last family
Sectionality
Locks all doors and swallows down the key
Unbox the blocks and let's build
Good and bad, inlaws and out
Together we'll shout to all

Critics beware!
(What did you say?)
Stand up and dare
(To shout hooray!)
Traditions of men are so filled with affairs
And so I count the hairs on my head

This group has groups
(This group has groups)
We are making a soup of all the rotten tomatoes thrown

The tree of life
With fruit for the soul
Who here can handle good news cause it will
Bruise the ego of all who hold
Sectionality

Killer tongues knife up the harmony
Categorically
Divide and conquer the last family
Sectionality
Chop 'em, remove all subtleties
Categorically
Locks all doors and swallows down the key
Unbox the blocks and let's build
Good and bad, inlaws and out
Together we'll shout