Austin, TX Blues

I love what I do
But everything is so lame
I wish all these kids would stop dressing the same
What the fuck do I know
I make songs and play shows

Livin' in a town where it never ever snows
Man, this town really sucks
All these venues are schmucks
They don't wanna book rappers
Unless it brings them big bucks

Goddamn this town is lame
Full of fakes
Full of snakes
People who'll talk all day
And in the end they just flake

Coked up kids dressed in denim vests
I bet you think your local band's the best
It's like you practice all the time
But you got no albums online
You ain't even got a Spotify, bitch

Fuck Austin
Fuck standing in line for 45 minutes for a $4 taco
Fuck going outside
And fuck sunshine
Fuck all that shit
And fuck rock bands
Fuck dudes that play guitar
And fuck cheap beer
And fuck girls that fuck dudes that play guitar
And fuck this place
I don't wanna eat here

Fuck Tinder
And fuck fucking
And fuck people that won't stop fucking
You fucking weirdos
Go home and listen to your vinyl records and eat kale, or something

Everyone I know is a bar-back
And everyone I know dates a waiter
And everyone I know has a weird ass tattoo
And everybody used to be a skater

And I don't wanna do no yoga
And I don't wanna download your app
And I don't want organic soda
Does anybody here fuckin' listen to rap?

I mean is anybody from here?
Have you ever met anybody from here?
Have you ever seen so many condos in your whole damn life
That were built here in one year?

Everyone i know that was born here is dope as fuck
And everybody else sucks

Fuck sixth street
Go drink at home you fuckin' schmucks
What the fuck

And fuck your fuckin' brewery
And fuck your band
I hope your fuckin' drummer quits

I'm going back home to San Antonio
Man, fuck this place
I'm too old for this shit

I love what I do but everything is so lame
I love what I do but everything is so lame
I love what I do but everything is so lame
I love what I do but everything is so lame