Abra Cadaver

[Intro]
The vampire is a perfect combination of the classic, and the modern

[Verse 1: Kung Fu Vampire]
Nevertheless
Put to the test
Never the rest
Nothing but the best
No matter what
Mandarin, collar on my chest
I keep my secrets beneath the under-earth surface a little bit later
A skater a re-creator
Perfect is the next thing that I know and I'm needing a tetanus shot
In the heart with the wooden stake, make no mistake
I cannot wait, for blood vessels tasty like strawberry cake, ascutí
Cool like a snowflake, mysterious water-snake
That'll uptake, shake, rattle, roll, quake
Battle lance and a cattle stance is what I require to quire retired admire to the grass high, you lie
You'll spit fire, perspire, that's how I acquire my victims
I pick 'em and even take 'em apart and restitch 'em, stick 'em like voodoo
Nosferatu, got you fingernail ever loping the snap where you lick you can't come
You'll be numb
And I'm making you come to my lair then the slum
You've been bum, accumulating sum
Illuminating redrum that's why I need Tums so much
About as often as you soften

[Chorus: Kung Fu Vampire]
(fear)
Abra Cadaver
Abra Cadaver
(the liquid)
Abra Cadaver
Abra Cadaver
(sloshing)
Abra Cadaver
Abra Cadaver
(and you're frothing)

[Verse 2: Kung Fu Vampire]
Feel the liquid sloshing inside yo coffin (coffin)
About when I see some flesh that I like
I'm sipping Sake with a Frisco dyke and then we hike
Plotting for her escape is when I scrape the bottom of the lake to shower her with bones and the body that I ate, clean slate
Checkmark mate
Dark, it was fate
Tarp tied
Carpel-tunnel, funneled incision
Vagenereal disease abide apparitional nation passion and serial deliver the killing, manila
I fold her in half
Phone in a box that'll make you laugh
I'm crafty
Seriously sick and feeling tough and kinda safty
Turning soft
Literally sticky salt-water taffy
This is getting me goofy like Daffy so ask me no more questions and learn your lessons
Internal organics they got you f-
Wait
Stuck with the other side of me that you'll have to put up with
I uplift and leave you bleeding cold and now you dry heaving
Tie breathing, ha Steven, where's your friends
I'm here to sort and contort and then I'm leaving

[Verse 3: Kung Fu Vampire]
I'm that cold motherfucker that'll ice you up
Slice you up, entice you to knuckle up
Pucker up, ain't got nothing factual to preach
Shut the fuck up with yo quasi positive vibe
Ain't nothing but a victim to the tribal warrior
Asking questions, receive answers in the form of a spirit it contact
As I cleanse the wound with Cognac, out your guts come flex the sluts
The kings to Tuts
Albino vamp here from the huts
Boy you're just no villagers
Grapes that ate like Sharon Tate
Live and direct from the carcass on your plate
Don't feel hate
A little late
Chilling with her checkmate
Procreate a society of orig-analysts of a tarian, carrying phlebotomists, pus pogonotomy
The lie-dead-brarian from Brazil
Half life, half death
To the memorial through your stereo
Begin the burial into the crypt with a tall tale, no formaldehyde
In the pale of
The cementation sucking on yo cells
Coffin
Vampire with a seductive persuasion