Superteam: A Warriors Musical

[Opening Dialogue]
Kevin Durant: Villians? They're calling us villains! That's absurd

Klay Thompson: Yeah, we never thump our chests and we always donate to charity. Ain't that right Rocco?

Rocco: Yeah, you're fine. I mean, you're a little clingy...

Draymond Green: Listen, okay, it's my fault. I made some mistakes, but I'm a man, and I take the blame. And I just wanna say, I'm sorry

Stephen Curry: Ugh, enough apologizing. I think Villians... kind of has a nice... Ring to it

Anderson Varejao: So you want us to be bad guys?

Ian Clark: Yeah, what are you talkin' About? You want us to be bad guys?!

Stephen Curry: You see, my whole life I've been the Golden Boy, the Baby Face, The Good guy. After last year, I think maybe a little re-branding is in order. And frankly, I don't mind this whole "villain thing."

Klay Thompson: Yeah, I mean, we all got these evil goatees already so...

Stephen Curry: Yes, Yes! Stroke your goatees gentlemen because we are Evil now. Muhahahahaha!

[Chorus 1]
Stephen Curry: Well we are a Superteam!
All the best players here to crush your dreams
Don't have enough fingers for all these rings we're gonna win
HAHAHAHA!
Well, we are a superteam!
Winning all the games and destroying the league
And if you think that's a sin
Here's the smallest violin

[Verse 1]

Stephen Curry: Let's go around the room, shall we?
Kevin, make me wanna burn your Jersey

Kevin Durant: Surely, I'd love to!
HAHAHAHA!
Well, hello there I'm KD
You might know me as the better MVP
I swear I just came here to grow
By winning each game by forty or so

Klay Thompson: I'm Klay. I play two ways
I lock you down on D and make some treys
And then I'll... Uh... um...
I forget what I was gonna say

[Chorus 2]
All together: Well we are a Superteam!
All the best players here to crush your dreams
I don't have enough fingers for all these rings we're gonna win
HAHAHAHA!
Yes, we are a Superteam!
We're the cheat code that destroys the league
Stephen Curry: And if that makes you mad
Here are some fire kicks for your dad

[Verse 2]
Stephen Curry: Take it away Draymond

Draymond Green: I'd like to formally apologize for everything I've done
Though Informally I must admit it was a little fun
But I'm sorry to my fans, to my teammates, and my owner
Oh crap, I just snapped another picture of my boner

David West: I'm David West, I want a ring, Give that to me!

Andre Iguodala: How dare you take a ring from a finals MVP!

Shaun Livingston: I'm Shaun and my knees are back from the dead

Joseph Lacob: Say goodbye to the league. We're lightyears ahead!

[Chorus 3]
All together: Well we are a Superteam!
All the best players here to crush your dreams
I don't have enough fingers for all these rings we're gonna win
HAHAHAHA!
Yes, we are a Superteam!
Anderson Varejao: Flopping on the floor like a drama queen
All together: But we don't just bark we bite!
Stephen Curry: See it live on National TV every night!

[ending Dialogue]
Zaza Pachulia: ZAZA SMASH! Zaza hear you want to be villain. So ZAZA bring you the heads OF ALL THE OTHER ALL-STARS IN THE WEST

Stephen Curry: Wow. oh my there Zaza. Love your Attitude, but, You might be taking the villain thing a little to far. There's still some rules buddy

Kevin Durant: There's still rules, Zaza
You gotta take it easy Alright?

Zaza Pachulia: Nothing easy! Nothing easy!
We going to game 7 baby!
Game 7!
Game 7!