Intro

[Skit: Mia Pitts, Keith B-Real & Will Smith]
Good evening, ladies and gentleman, I'm Mia Pitts, and I'm standing in front of the historic Mann's Chinese Theatre where thousands, literally thousands of fans, journalists, and well-wishers have gathered merely to catch a glimpse of the artist formerly known as Fresh Prince
This album premiere marks Will Smith's return to the world of rap
The long awaited album entitled Big Willie Style has broken sale records everywhere from Bangkok to Madagascar
As we all anxiously await the arrival of the man himself
Oh, wait a minute
Judging from the stir of the crowd, yes!
He's arrived
Ladies and gentlemen, Will Smith has arrived!
Will! Will!
Here, here, here, excuse me, brother, uh, Will, Will, Will, brother
Hey—
Can I get you, real brothers
Hey-ey—
Uh, over here
Uh, yay, hey, what's up man, how ya doin'?
Say how ya—how ya—no, how you doin?
Uh—
Look, I'm Keith B-Real from Keep-It-Real Radio and founding editor of Keep-It-Real Magazine and motivational tapes
We practice what we preach here, brother and that is keepin it real
Now uh, Will (Read your stuff)
Lemme ask you something, do you think that you make quote-unquote "real rap music"? 'Cause I ain't never seen the Wu dancin' with no singin' alien, keep it real
Ha, well, you bro I-you know, I like to have a good time
Mm-hmm
You know, and have fun with the music that I make
Mm-hmm
You know, let people have fun
Mm-hmm, fun in times like these
Anyway, keep it real
A-another question if I can move on
Will, uh, you've saved the world two years in a row
Now do you feel you have some sort of superballistic complex?
I-I'm sorry brother, superb...superballistic?
Yeah, uh, yes, you know, look it up, look it up
I ain't got time, I'm keepin' it real brother
I mean do you feel that you're superballist than everybody else?
No, uh, wait, hold on, hold on, um
Yo Charlie, Charlie, look, uh, why don't you uh, escort Mr. Real inside
Show him to a real nice table
Oh, okay, is that the VIP?
E-easy, easy, I just got this out the cleaners, man
Hey, you take care, Keith
This is crushed linen