Pale Green (Hmmmm) Driving Man

[Verse 1]
Hey little girl, would you like a ride in my car?
Stop what you're doing, I promise you we won't go too far
Step inside and sit close to me, but mind my nylon leopard upholstery

[Chorus]
I am a pale green ******** drivin' man
I am a pale green ******** drivin' man

[Verse 2]
My lucky day, a southwest London jeweller's daughter
Going my way? forgotten all that her mother taught her
Hitching up her skirts with the other hand
She climbed inside beside that lurkin' smirkin' man

[Chorus]
I am a pale green ******** drivin' man
I am a pale green ******** drivin' man
I'm that nasty shifty kind, that greasy 1950s kind of
Pale green ******** drivin' man
I am a pale green ******** drivin' man

[Verse 3]
Seduction confection, grimy paper bag in my palm
To show my affection, take onе, it will do you no harm
Scramble out the door with a dreadful scrеam
Maybe sticky brandy balls were not her scene

[Chorus]
I'm like a pale green ******** drivin' man
I am a pale green ******** drivin' man
I'm that nasty shifty kind, that greasy 1950s kind of
Pale green ******** drivin'
Obscene, lewd, connivin'
Pale green ******** drivin' man