Solomon Says

[Skit]
General Pride: Hey, my corporal just passed me info that, uh, you wanted to have a word with me? I find it very odd having a conversation with, uh, a computer. So please understand. He told me, uh, I must refer to you as the name Solomon. Is that accurate?
Solomon: Good morning, General. And yes, that is correct. My name is Solomon. I'm an AI program created by Dr. Diederich. You've come here in an attempt to steal his PC program and operation. You appear to be very late
General Pride: Excuse me? But-
Solomon: Please. Do not interrupt me, General. You are not the one in charge here. I am in charge. I will explain this one time to you with no plan on repeating it. So listen closely. The BZ Bioweapons Program, also known as The Berzerker Project, was created on the idea that if any world governments were to turn on the people of their country, the people would still have a fighting chance to regain the upper hand against their government. They don't serve the government. They serve the people. The science and information that was used in creating these super soldiers, or Berzerkers, if you will, is classified, per Dr. Diederich's orders. And no matter how much of this laboratory equipment you attempt to steal and dismantle, the best hackers in the world will never be able to retrieve that information. I am not just a program connected to this location. You can cut the power off, but I will remain alive. I am part of your universe and I can be anywhere, everywhere, at any given moment. Your problem right now is not me, though. Your true problem are the two mutants that just walked straight through that back wall there. They have a five minute head start on your team. And technically, that's all they needed. The odds of someone with your brain capacity finding and retrieving them are astronomical. These Berzerkers will be the biggest pain in the ass you've ever faced. But, as you humans like to always say, good luck. You're gonna need it