Beer for Breakfast

[Verse 1]
Perhaps you went out drinkin' and you're hurtin' pretty good
This mornin's got you feeling like you never thought you would
You've tried it all from Tylenol to vitamins and more
But I'll let you in on somethin' that'll cure it all for sure

[Chorus]
I said, it's beer for breakfast the hangover remedy
The only one that's guaranteed to end your misery
You know, I've heard a lot of different sorts of wives' tales recipes
But down here in Texas it's beer for breakfast

[Verse 2]
I've seen 'em all hunched over praying to that toilet seat
Not knowing all they had to do was pop the top and drink
Make sure it's cold cause warm beer only magnifies the hurt
Yeah, one sure helps but two cold beers is guaranteed to work

[Chorus 2]
I said, it's beer for breakfast the hangover fix
The only remedy that's guaranteed to do the trick
You know that whiskey's way too risky and you'd probably just get sick
So, down here in Texas it's beer for breakfast

Come on!
[Instrumental Interlude]

[Chorus 3]
Well, it's beer for breakfast the hangover cure
The only thing I know that's guaranteed to work for sure
So y'all can keep all y'all's mimosas or your coffee and liquor
'Cause down here in Texas it's beer for breakfast
Down here in Texas it's been for breakfast