Dupree’s Paradise/It Can’t Happen Here [Unmitigated Audacity]

It can't happen here
It can't happen here
I'm tellin' you my dear
That it can't happen here
Because I've been checkin' it out, baby
I checked it out a couple of times
Oh darling it's important that you believe me . . . Ba ba ba bap
That it can't happen here
Who could imagine
That they would freak out somewhere in Kansas
Kansas Kansas too de doo de too doo
Who could imagine
That they would freak out in Minnesota
Mi mi mi mi mi mi Minnesota, Mi mi mi mi mi mi Minnesota
Mi mi mi mi mi mi Minnesota, Mi mi mi mi mi mi Minnesota
Who could Imagine

How about this one here
How about that one there again
It's still not good enough, one more time. Everybody together on the
Downbeat of that little honk. Let's hear it . .
Who could imagine
That they would freak out
In Washington DC
A/C, D/C, bap bap bap A/C, D/C bap bap bap <3x.>
Wait a minute
I remember tu tu
I remember tu tu
I remember tu tu
They had a swimming pool
I remember tu tu
I remember tu tu
I remember tu tu
They had a swimming pool
And they thought it couldn't happen here
Da-da-da-da-da-da
SUZY!
Yes
Suzy, Suzy Creamcheese, this is the voice of your conscience honey. I just
Wanna tell you one thing, one night only. Suzy Creamcheese, my dearest my
Darling
Yes?
Do you really think you'll be able to get a job as a Playboy bunny. Just
Tell me the truth. Yes or no? Do you think you'll be able to . . ?
Yes
Funny, you didn't look like a dyke when I first met you