Intro

[Sentimental piano+strings]

[REPORTER]
In today's news, Macho Man Randy Savage inks recording contract with Big 3 Records as a rap artist

[GUY 1]
He's tryna rap

Tryna rap

[GUY 2]
Yeah man I heard, isn't Macho doin' some kinda rap album or somethin'? That's gonna be
Whack dude I can't believe that dude's been tryna rap

[GUY 1]
He can't even wrap him

[GUY 3]
Yeah, yeah I heard Macho's doin' a rap CD, man, that shit's gon be hot

[GUY]
Macho Man

[GIRL]
Girl, he look good to be an old man, I would date him

[WOMAN]
My brother watched Randy Savage back in the day

[GUY 2]
Yeah I always hear dudes on the radio dissin' Macho Man, is all that stuff true they say about him?

[EUROPEAN ACCENT GUY]
I hear he's gonna be workin' on a rap CD and it's gonna be hot

[GUY 2]
I remember back in the day I watched Macho Man jump off the top of the steel cage--pow busted that dude
Right in his head with that elbow

[EUROPEAN]
Macho Man is real big overseas, he's the wrestling king!

[WOMAN]
Is Randy Savage the OOOH! YEAH!! guy?

[GIRL]
He looks so good, oh my God, his tight, black pants, and his muscles was all bulging

[EUROPEAN]
I saw him on the TV in wrestling match. Boy did he kick that guys butt!

[GUY 3]
Man I think Macho was tight kicking time back in the day, but he don't got nothing anymore

[WOMAN]
Yeah I know that, you think he got Charles on wrestling?

[GUY 2]
Yeah man I know Macho Man is that dude still alive?

[GUY 1]
Yeah Macho Man Randy Savage, he's a punk

[ANNOUNCER]
Don't let his age fool you, he'll STILL whoop your ass

[Macho Man Randy Savage]
I'm back, yeah