Ballad of the Chrome Nun

Look in the mirror, you're lookin' guilty
Did the devil just give you the nod?
You may be thinking you're funny lookin'
Well, you're right, that's right, you're plenty odd
But think about it, think about it
If you were funny enough, you could play great god

And I would fall down on my knees to you
Fall down flat on my face
I don't have to ask you where you're going
Just sit here laughing and I watch the race

Nobody needs to baptize me
Anytime I laugh, I got religion
Cross my forehead, cross my knees
I'll take any good sign I'm a clay pigeon

Nobody needs to baptize me
Anytime I laugh, I got religion
And I fall down on my knees to you
I fall down flat on my face