Dizaster vs Mr. ET

[Round 1: Dizaster]
Yo, this already looks like a loss
You said you gon' beat on your chest like an ape but um
You look like a sloth
Ayo, look this guy is suffering from a lack of green and some shattered dreams
I mean you gon' get stabbed in your spleen
Why the fuck you acting mean
When you got Avril Lavine on your answering machine?
Jesus Christ, you look like you're using afro sheen for acne cream
Ayo, you need to chill with all the bullshit tough talk
Cause I know people like you and never let they gun talk
Homie, cats like you can never see me
You said your name is Mr. E.T
Look at him, he's making this way too easy
Ayo dawg, this motherfuckers a pussy and he likes to bling it though
Last time he got caught up with a bitch he was trying to fuck this singer ho
But she said, "hell nah" cause he walked up to her like, "Check out my finger glow."
Yo, you ain't hype with the goons
Faggot, go fly a bike over a moon
Listen, I took your mom on a prom date
I fucked her in her prostate
The next day I logged onto her Myspace
And saw my dick and both my balls next to Tom's face on her Top 8

[Round 2: Dizaster]
Yo, you hella nice coward
Yo but the day you beat me is the day probably see Dwight Howard throwing up white power
Look, I will fucking beat the fuck outta you dawg
You mean to tell me that's dope rapping?
If we were on a beat I would slap your mic/Mike around like Joe Jackson
Yo, you don't wanna fuck with me, I will straight up murder you
Homie is a dumb fuck and I ain't ever even heard of you
So why the fuck is this dude loud?
This garbage ass Smack rapper is wack but I bet he'd make Murda Mook proud
Ayo listen man, I will stop you of confrontation
This ain't no complication
Before you meet my top replacement you'll probably meet an honest Mason
So leave it up to me to stomp your face in
I will sock you and leave your body breaking so hard it's making you look like you're Harlem Shaking
Yo fuck your music, no one listens to the stuff you're making
I am fucking taking your life so fast you'll be alive long enough to witness the last pocket of oxygen from your lung escaping
Ayo, there's no justification why I'm leaving you suffocating
Battling me is like being underwater and touching Raiden and that's a redundant statement
I am fucking snuffing Jason
Dragging him from Crystal Lake to my mother's basement
Stabbing him in the gut until his stomach caves in
At the point Freddy starts to touch his blades in
Like, "Dizaster, I give up yo. That was fucking amazing."