Jan Brady

[Intro]
Hey Marcia, that was really groovy

[Verse 1]
Well, I am Jan Brady
And you must believe that
Or forever perish in your doubt
I am the sole embodiment of Jan
And I exist to serve the Brady altar
For I have become one with another soul
And I have no need for others

[Chorus]
Jan Brady has returned
Took over my soul and body
Then the hairstyle flew up all by itself
Never to be changed
I am Jan, Jan I am
I like to eat green eggs and ham

[Verse 2]
So now you must believe, believe and worship me
Or else a lost soul, a lost soul you will be
I pick up my lunch from Alice our house keeper
I go to school with my Brady brothers
We live in the same house but we came from different mothers

[Chorus]
Jan Brady has returned
Took over my soul and body
Then the hairstyle flew up all by itself
Never to be changed
I am Jan, Jan I am
I like to eat green eggs and ham

[Verse 3]
Well, I know I cracked the family picture with my bike
I wasn't wearing my glasses
But I fixed everything with a bat of my eyelashes
With my wig, I'll be a smash
Polyester plaid bell bottoms
I ain't no trash

[Chorus]
Jan Brady has returned
Took over my soul and body
Then the hairstyle flew up all by itself
Never to be changed
I am Jan, Jan I am
I like to eat green eggs and ham

[Outro]
Wait 'til I tell Greg