Jane Doe

[Verse 1]
Today's forecast
Sunny Skies, low humidity
Chance of rain, No
I'm up while the city sleep
These the ones we don't see too often
We gotta thank God
When we grab these off him
My lady's been ignoring me
A little for days
So I'm trying to get her away
I'm thinking stroll on the beach
Maybe a walk by lakes
With sly smile
Every time shorty talk out face
My little lady so thin she fine
But thick enough to bake cake
Make shins refine
Feet on yup
The French toes
Shorty keep on stepping
Hard body like she sleep on steps
She stay on Simmerra
In a small apartment with her mom
Miss Allah
Who's only handicap
Is a missing arm
Sweet old lady
With a bad ass daughter
The kind of woman
You would never catch past Florida
Look the circumstances
Which I met her under was strange
On her cell phone
At a parking meter with her purse open
Searching for some quarters
She could use in exchange
For her car to remain
For more extended a stay
I'm on the street bird watching
Trying to pick up a stray
When her bag dropped
I bent to help her pick up her change
What's your name?...
Nice to meet cha
Your friend got you looking
Almost good enough to eat cha
I'm a creature for the feature
Most pronounced on black chicks
The kind of ass crafted
From stints on catfish
When she pass
And your head spin backwards
And she don't even got be so attractive
We struck up conversation
And took it from there
Fast forward, months later
Our relations rare
We did it all
Used to meet at the mall
During lunch breaks
With some steak and corn on the cob
Jog at the park with her dog
Then holding hands by trees
Around the time leaves started to fall
Show up at her job with roses
Take her to Build a Bear
So she could craft something for self
Champ of my heart
With no chance of losing the belt
She's so beautiful
The good looks improving her health
So maybe I'll take her to a movie
Or go into something
Seen as equally as groovy
I'm thinking she's perturbed
Cause the word is I'm too weak
And for the last two weeks
She ain't seen the true me
Time for the Real McCoy no decoy
I'm about to have her head spinning
No B-Boy
Sweep her off her feet
Stab her with some punch drunk loving
A fatal attraction worth dying for
Wait there she go coming out of work
She sees me
And does a hand motion like follow
Interesting
All right I'm getting in my truck
2002 Expedition
Eddie Bauer model
I wonder where we headed
I guess she felt the same way as I did
It's sad our communication deeded
She probably planned a surprise
Much like I
To fix the problem in which we both lie
How astounding
That her surprise and mine coincide
But why the hell she driving so fast
She swerving in and out of traffic
Like a mad witch
And I'm trying hard to stay on her ass
She trucking wildly
Speeding through red lights
I'm hella confused worried
Like what the hell is wrong with my shorty
She whipping around corners
Traveling through school zones
With kids around
Doing about 140
But I'm closing the gap
Trying to watch as she pick her move
Cause if she hits that wall on the left
I'm a hit it too!