Dolphins

[Verse]
Miami Dolphins beat the New England Patriots
Much like King Gordy, the Patriots will face the Titans in the wild card game
If the Patriots win, my album won't be released
But if the Titans prevail, you all will eat meats
The album will be great and this song will be on it
But the album being released on that day is as rare as Halley's Comet
The big bad Miami Dolphins beat arguably the greatest quarterback ever to play the game at home
Brady never loses at home
In fact, I may be deserving of a pat on the back like a black person