Call From Henry

[Phone Call]
Hey, Con
Don’t catch any other plans to go to New York with anybody, alright?
Come to New York, get your [?] diminished
Call me
Worst comes to worst, you will sleep on the floor
Worst comes to worst, all three of you, one of you- one you will get bad sleep
Okay, Con- I feel like if worse comes to worst
Is that one of you will actually sleep on rock hard cement floor
And that’s not an exaggeration
It’s really, it’s literally the, uh... (what do you call it again?)
Marble, I think it’s like marble floor, like... marble, like, yeah
It’s a marble floor and like... and that’s it
And like, your friend lies down on top it
And there’s nothing, nothing in-between you and the marble floor, and that’s it
And if you want to you have to sleep here
But you are gifted on the good side, and Will will sleep on the marble floor, and that's just how it is
Because otherwise, I'll say, "no no no no no no"
I’m also very, very drunk right now, so
Call me back in the morning
But, if worse comes to worse
I mean, yeah, call me back in the morning regardless
But also, if you actually want to go down to New York, very cool
But actually listen, this is very real
Listen Con, this is very real
If you want to come to New York, come here and I’ll fit both of you guys here
I promise, I promise I’ll fit both of you guys in my dorm, okay?
Cause I feel like this could be a good step for your musical career
So I'd kiss you for forty-five hours
*kiss* *kiss*
(How long is forty-five hours?)
(Forty-five hours is pretty long...)